Til Death: Reanimated - Occult Club + Hallway

you enter class, it's really just club time. This is the occult Club, you have no cash, so you'd rather spend most of your time here before heading back to John's apartment

a girl walks up to Isaac

"Hey~ you new here? Want some extra cash man?~"

yeah

"on your knees. You'll be a chair for the club members"

I'm not even doing that. I'm not that shameles-

"200 CAD for thirty minutes"

deal.

4:35 PM

you go on your hands and knees and act like a chair for the girls in the occult club

// jjk... and csm...

The intercom beeps to life.

5:54 PM

"Can an- ("isaac pines") ISAAC PINES please come to the office?"

5:55 PM

The voice in the background is only vaguely audible, but is recognizable enough to ISAAC.

5:55 PM

("tell him im gonna kick his- gimme that")

5:56 PM

"isaac, if you don't get your ass up here, im hunting you down myself."

(edited)

"do you want to go? or keep being a chair for another hour for another 200~"

chair.

Isaac: Was- Was that..?

you dont want to leave, you have just enough money for some food man.

You step in here-

GOD DAMMIT ISAAC I FUCKIGN KNEW IT

6:04 PM

OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW THAT COMMENT FROM A BIT AGO WAS SERIOUS-

6:04 PM

You're feeling an emotional mix of "losing your mind laughing" and "oh my god i want to strangle this motherfucker"

6:05 PM

To the others, you're pretty sure they just witnessed some hobo walk in and start screaming at their chairperson.

dude. you seriously left to come see me?

you are so fucking down bad you know that the abysmal lengths you go to to get anywhere near a clitoris

im not down bad. Im getting money for food

dude. you seriously left to come see me?

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump nah man i came to deliver milk- OF COURSE I LEFT TO SEE YOU

anways lady pass me the 200 CAD.

she passes you it, and stands up and walks away

dude money is worthless.

6:07 PM

you were sat on for god knows how long for pieces of paper that are worth NOTHING.

here it isnt. this city is running off of CAD.

fair

6:07 PM

whyd you leave anyway you fucking dork

i wanted to leave, and i left.

6:09 PM

i like it here anyway

6:09 PM

you stand up and crack your back

6:09 PM

want to get some food?

You're still chewing on the cafeteria pizza

dude

6:09 PM

the cafeteria pizza is free

6:10 PM

they let me take a whole pie without any objection

id rather have some udon ramen

fuckin weeb (edited)

you walk out into the hallway

6:11 PM

im literally japanese

then reverse otaku

why did you come to see me

@ectoMycologist ))

because i was worried dipshit

6:15 PM

why else

6:15 PM

oh i came so far and wide just to smack your ass again

really?

shut up

You frog him in the arm. The duo is back, possibly

you punch him in the jaw

OW haha-

6:16 PM

anyway who're these nutcases

You point back into the room.

the occult club girls, they told me theyll pay me cash for being a chair. i should head back in there to be a chair

dude

6:18 PM

youre being denji'd

who the fuck is that.

YOU HAVENT READ CHAINSAW MAN??

6:18 PM

DUDE ITS THE FIRST CHAPTER

6:19 PM

"taking cash to do stupid shit" dude you are totally being denji'd (edited)

wai or

6:19 PM

FUCK LEMME REPHRASE

its better than being poor

dude my porkhollow is full of boonbucks they HAVE to be worth something

..

6:20 PM

you walk down the hall

((Just pretend this is the hall too

You follow after him.

flint, this place is a break for me.

from what- oh right

ectoMycologist changed the channel name: Occult Club + Hallway 11/21/2022 6:21 PM

you can leave now, im fine

.. havent you noticed the adults are like. recoiling at my presence

6:22 PM

or at least double taking

6:22 PM

you can leave now, im fine

@Isaac Pines (@Rhys ｡.ﾟ+) - jump im not leaving without you dude

no and i dont really care "Lord of Space"

6:23 PM

im not leaving this place, i like it h-

well you're being a cunt "pRiNtHe oF eYeThE"

some girls are kicking a girl on the ground

S--STOP OW!!! FUCK!

> (should i let you handle this or should i do something)

yo hotties

6:23 PM

leave the girl alone lol

(HOTTIES??)

"who the fuck are you to tell us to stop?"

6:24 PM

"shes a disgusting jackal murderer"

shes a what

6:24 PM

Alright now YOU'RE pissed.

you sock the girl who said that in the stomach

the girl falls to the ground in pain

she did WHAT TO ONE OF THOSE LITTLE GUYS

she didnt mean to do it you BITCH!

ACCIDENTAL MANSLAUGHTER IS STILL MANSLAUGHTER (edited)

you kick her in the crotch, she recoils in pain

the other girls leave, as the one hit by isaac sloppily gets up and runs away

you ok asa

u...uh.. yeah

THATS LIKE SAYING "NO YOUR HONOR MY CLIENT DID NOT MEAN TO DRIVE DIRECTLY INTO THE ORPHANAGE HE DID IT ON ACCIDENT"

6:26 PM

>

6:27 PM

damn bitch magnet already

6:27 PM

really are balling here arent you isaac

SHUT UP FLINT

snrk

alright fine

you uncaptchalogue a first aid kit and patch asa up

thanks isaac.. hah

a gang of people appear behind flint

6:29 PM

"ey boy move out of the way."

make me

6:29 PM

You are a fucking child.

woooah woah woah calm down bros

oh hey john

6:29 PM

or. wait is that your name

6:29 PM

you look like a john

you walk out with your boyfriend

6:29 PM

yup

hes a really cool john too,,

(GOD DAMN HE IS FEMININE)

yoo, isaac waddup

(that ones going in the flint quotebook

want to ditch this popsicle stand and get some grub?

can i come babe?

yea

6:31 PM

smooch

where are we getting food though isnt there a good timmies here or

nah, but there's a hella good food truck round here

6:39 PM

I'll pay for everyone, no worries

the gang cheers for John

6:42 PM

everyone goes to the udon truck

Flint Turing

ACCIDENTAL MANSLAUGHTER IS STILL MANSLAUGHTER (edited)

based flint